Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

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Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

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A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

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Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

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What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

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What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

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On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

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What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

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Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

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a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

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A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

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A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

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Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

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Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

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hi

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knock knock whose there tim tim who just kidding its fred

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1.Roses Are Gray, Violets Are Gray. I Am A Dog. Can I Eat Your Leg? 2.What Did The Sandwiches Say To The Grilled Cheese? Nothing. Sandwiches Can't Talk Due to The Lack Of Organs.

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what did the clock say to the other clock? .. were both lawyers!

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Hit me and kick me were on a log. Hit me fell off, swan to shore, and went home.

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A bear and a rabbit both take a dump in the woods below an old oak tree. They look at each other, smile and nod their heads in acknowledgment of one another. The bear is first to let go of his rather large load and a loud THUMP is heard throughout the woods. Shortly after another and then another. The rabbit looks at the bear for a moment then turns closes his eyes and begins to strain. Finally the sound of what can only be described as a machine gun rattles through the wood. Looking impressed the bear looks over at the rabbit as it pops off its last few pellets. When the rabbit is finished the bear asks "Do you have a problem with the shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit thinks for a moment then looks at the bear and says "Umm... No, not really." So the bear uses the rabbit to wipe his arse.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

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