What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

9/11

Q: What's full of different butts and smells bad? A: An ashtray.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

Women's rights

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

the redsox

-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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