- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

Cornelius went to the dcotor and got a sticker and a lollipop for being a good patient. He later went home and shoved the lollipop stick up his dick hole and started wildly masturbating. I forgot to mention Cornelius was 42 years old.

When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

Q: How do you make a black man nervous? A: Threaten to kill his family.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

there are two muffins in an oven. one says "its getting hot in here". the other says " oh my gosh!!! its a talking muffin!!!"

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