- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

Whats green? The color green.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What did Delaware? A coat.

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

Why won't lance Armstrong survive 2012 Because he has cancer

What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

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