Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

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is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

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Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

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How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

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Why did the chicken cross the buffet table? To get to the other sides.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? The Farmer immediately noticed the oncoming car and flagged it down so the driver would stop and he could grab his chicken and carry it safely back to the coop

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Here is the worst joke ever. ..... Dislike this and you are awesome!! P.S. I'm serious. I want to make a joke with the MOST DISLIKES ever! Don't think this is reverse psychology. I don't do that shi*t.

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? Nothing.

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A man goes to his doctor and asks: ""What is wrong with me doc? One moment I think I am a teepee, the next moment I a, a wigwam." To which the doctor responds: "I have told you several times sir; you have stage IV pancreatic cancer."

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Q. What is a similarly between Jewa and Pizza. A. There both baked in a over

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Why did the chicken go down the road? He was in a KFC truck and was headed to his death...

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What's worse then the Boston bombing? The Texas bombing, considering Texas is a much bigger region then Boston.

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Q: Why do some women insist they don't have penises or testicles? All humans have penises and testicles! A: These women have been brainwashed by feminism. It's quite sad, really.

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how long did it take the blonde to solve the rubiks cube when she knew the algorithm? Approximately 6.73 minutes.

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2 men walk into a bar without thier shirts. They get kicked out. 2 women walk into a bar without thier shirts They got beaten almost to death Why? The men dressed up as women, and every hated them so much they beat the almost to death when 2 cops walk into that bar, see the men dressed up as women and they too beat them. Little do they all know that the men disguised as women are really secret goverment agents looking into a drug deal. The drug dealers got away and now we have 2 people sueing the police department and drugs on the street again. Oh yeah I almost forgot: I made this up so if you read it you're going to die withing the next 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 years. I gurantee it. If you dont the men in white coats are going to do extremely painful tests on you and you just might die so then no one will care and maybe get onto thier lives again. Why did I right this? It hasnt happened to me so I dont know If you tell me I will give you something more valueble than gold. Want to know what it is? TELL ME FIRST!!!!

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Yo mama so fat, she should see a doctor to discuss healthier lifestyles.

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Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ****! Doctor- What is ****? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

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yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

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What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

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Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

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Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

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One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

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