Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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