In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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What did the doctor say to the man with cancer? You have cancer.

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So there was a jewish guy, a black guy, and a white guy all sky diving. They all had an amazing time and they all went to a bar later to talk about what they just had experienced.

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How do you kill a red elephant? You can't red elephants don't exist.

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A chronic hemophilliac walks into a bar. He cuts himself and bleeds to death.

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where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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Why little Susie often molested as a child? She was probably a good-looking child.

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when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

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Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

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your mom is so fat.

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What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

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Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

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why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

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What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

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why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

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Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

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Why didn't the vampire go to the Garlic festival? Because it sucks.

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What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

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what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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