Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

Q:Why did the man have a lot of Hoes? A: He was an experienced Agriculturalist.

In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

*see an orphan* Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

a man walks into a bar and has a drink james

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

women's rights

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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