Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

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Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

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How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

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What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

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Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

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One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

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why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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a duck, a mexican, a camel, a jew, a duck, a moose, an asian, an ostrich, a turtle, an elephant, a scorpion, two vampires, a pokemon, your mom, Stephen Hawkings, a bird, a plane, mario, your family, and a plumber walk into a bar. They have cancer, AIDS, disabilties, diabetes, herpes, siezures, retardation, death in their families, drug addiction, no arms or legs, no home, no money, racial segregation, and have been raped. A combination of which is worse than the holocaust and three bee stings and a rope that fails.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

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whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

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what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

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Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

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What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

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What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

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Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

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Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

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why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

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