What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

Abortion.

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

Knock Knock CUM IN!

how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

why was the boy crying he had cancer

Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

Or something... Volume one. What do you do if you are in the jungle and get confronted by one jaguar to your left, and one tiger at the right and got only one bullet left in your gun? You shoot the Jaguar and drive home in the tiger.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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