- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

being sober in a bar fight

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

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