Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

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Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

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A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

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Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

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How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

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How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

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Latvia isn't a joke

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The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

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Why did Jane's parachute not open? Because a plane hit her on the way down.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

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Why are black people good at basketball? While there are many preternaturally gifted black men and women in professional basketball, the notion that one race holds sway over the others in terms of sheer skill and talent is a ridiculous stereotype; propagated, no doubt, by both ignorant and jealous persons of other colors.

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

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My three children are three big mistakes.

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Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

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What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

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Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

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that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

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human centipede

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If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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