- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, gets caught in a knife fight, and dies horribly. The funeral was closed casket.

Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Ammy Winehouse walks into a bar Don't you said we should stop jocking about dead people ?

Nicole: Shove it where the sun don't shine! Katlyn: I'm richer than you! Nicole: Shut your frickin' mouth! Katlyn: You'll be bankrupt! (This conversation was recorded while Nicole and Katlyn were playing Monopoly. They both died in a car accident later that day...)

roses are red leather is black when god made you he was smoking crack

Your mom is so ugly that she had self-esteem problems and severe depression as a teenager due to merciless bullying due to her looks, however she overcame this, found a man who loved her for who she was, and then married him. She now lives a happy life.

tell ur mom i love her before i die this would have been a better ending to the tintanic

Why did the police suspect a Hispanic man of theft? Because they found his fingerprints at the scene.

Why is Brendan stupid. Because he's mentally retarded due to the fact he was dropped as a chil.d

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Patient: Doctor Doctor! Doctor: Yes. Patient: I think I'm a moth! Doctor: You don't need a doctor, you need Mental help. Patient: Yes I know. Doctor: Then why are you here? Patient: The light was on.

What happens when you run out of butter You ask antonio

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he’d rather be road kill, than be in the KFC right across the street,inside a kids meal,dead.

what did the drunk man say to the bar tender? Hello good sir. Fine day today isn't it.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc my leg really hurts when I poke it like this." The doctor replies, "Yes, that is a knife."

What did the alcoholic say to the blind man? Nothing. But he beat his wife and kids savagely.

why did the car crash? Because the driver was just a box of raisen Brand

How do you stop your golf ball from hitting a goose? You dont.

How do you make your grandma fly? Push her off the back of a plane.

whats white and big and white? alot of things...

What is the difference between a rabbit and a stick? One lives and one not.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

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