why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman crashed onto a desert island... The Englishman swiftly used his satellite phone to broadcast their location and they were taken home to their worried families.

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go F*** yourself

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

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Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

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What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

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Knock, knock -The door's open.

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What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

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There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

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Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

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Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

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What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

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What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

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Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

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what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

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oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

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What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

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I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

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why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

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Netflix and chill

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Nero, please pick up the phone, I wont ever do that, it was a mistake okay? Stop that, my sister wont ever! My mom whatever! But if you lie a finger on my sister, I will kill you, I am at the outside, which room are you at? Tell me you coward fucker! Tell me!

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Yeah, it makes sense if you think about it, I changed my alias back and forth from Axel Knight, to Axel White, first because Axel White sounded not only as a opposite to Nero, but also because it sounded like something a Nazi leader would call himself, we went renegade and used that in order to draw in and bust a lot of Neo Nazi`s with enough money and bad intentions to make bad stuff happen. But thats another story, I heard about an Axel Knight partaking in Point Zero, had I known you where the leader (I hope you are being honest friend) I would have warned you much sooner, but there was no way for me to know if you where working together... Since you literally where.

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Two women get in the shower at the same time, because they both start work at 8:00am and have commutes of similar length.

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