- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

a duck walks into a restraunt.and the waiter asks "what would you like?" a quacker (like cracker)

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

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