Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

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The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

Whats green, has 4 legs and falls out a tree? A pool table

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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