- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

Stephen Hawkins walks into a bar...

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

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