What happened when the black man approached a dinosaur? Nothing, for dinosaurs were eradicated from the face of the earth 135 million years ago.

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If a small quiz is a quizicle then what is a small test? A quiz.

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What's the same between a white guy and a black guy? They are both white except for the black guy.

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Obama being reelected.

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just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

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A girl and her family were walking by a cliff. Suddenly - due to a a part of the cliff falling away - her family fell over the edge and died. The girl ran to the bottom of the cliff and saw her family's body's strewn across the rocks, blood everywhere. She didn't have a phone on her and so could not call the police. She called over a man she saw in the distance. He asked "What's happened?". Just managing to stammer the words through her tears she said "My entire family fell off a cliff and died". The man unzipped his trousers and said "This really isn't your day is it love?"

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Why couldn't the black man swim. Because he had never been taught.

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Why doesn't Stephen Hawking play football? Because he's a nerd.

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A boy grows up loving tractors. For birthday and Christmas each year he got a tractor toy of some kind, until the age of 17, when he finally gave up tractors and got himself a CD player. One day, listening to all the latest tunes with some headphones, he looks outside to see his neighbour's house on fire. He goes outside to find firemen trying to put out the blaze. He jumps into the blazing house and inhales as much as he can, which astonishingly puts out the blaze. A fireman confusing asked "How did you do that?" The boy replies, " I'm an ex-tractor fan."

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What did the penguin say to the tiger? I'm in the wrong country.

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Yo momma is so old that she will be moved to a nursing home next week.

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"Almost as accidental as your spelling I'm afraid." -...

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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I once had my heart broken by my first true love. I then died, she was convicted of murder and my family grieved over my death.

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A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

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A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

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A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

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Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

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a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

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What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

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what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

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Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

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whats two naked people in a bed? too much information

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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