- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

What did the boy with asthma say to his friend I can't breath

How do you tell a bunch of Chinese people apart? Go up to each one and ask them their first and last names. The chances of any of them being the same is quite slim, giving each person their own identity.

If you have read this its to late. You have already read this. Im am very sorry.

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None...they can cook in the dark.

Fortunately," said the snooty maître d', "we'll let you come in without a Thai.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen and warns him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and otherwise damaging consequences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What did the white man say to the black man that was very interested in the story he had to tell? Cool Story bro, tell it again!

My name is Matt and I am homosexual. Just kidding. My names Rick.

Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

A vegetarian walked into a butcher Luckily he realized where he was and walked out!

A blonde is rowing a boat in a cornfield. While driving by, another blonde notices and pulls over and steps out of her car. She looks out and yells "You know, it's blondes like you that are giving us a bad name. If you weren't so far out, I would swim out there and beat the shit outta you!"

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

where do you hide a black mans paycheck? somewhere he would never find it

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