- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

Why won't lance Armstrong survive 2012 Because he has cancer

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

Your dads dead. lol

who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

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