Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

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My mum is called Steve

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A black man, a white man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The black man says, "My wife died in a terrible book-keeping accident.". The white man says, "My wife died in a terrible lightbulb-sorting accident.". The Asian says, "My wife died in a terrible geography accident.". Soon after, the bar was hit by a missile, promptly killing the three men.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

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Yeah sure comment below, and soylent green is fucking people! Moral: "You are judging the spitting image of yourself, except that you are doomed to remain ignorant and judgmental"

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How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

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Diarrhea

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What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

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who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

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What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

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What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

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Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

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Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

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I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

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Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

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tim tebow is a grat quarterback

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what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

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We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

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What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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