- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

Q: What's worse than seeing a scorpion A: being stung by that scorpion

The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

Why did Colnel Sanders cross the road? Colnel Ryan Sanders crossed the road to attack Taliban fighters who were endangering his military presence.

What happens when a black man is alone the KKK appears

How do you make a boy cry? Kill his family

A: Who are you? B: A random guy who walked into your house A: Oh sorry, I keep forgetting your name.

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

why did the chickan cross the road? who let the chickan out?

What kind of cheese isn't yours Nacho Cheese actually it depends on the type of cheese that you stole due to your kleptomania

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? Yeah..neither did she.

What do you call a 3 legged dog on a red unicycle? An unlikely set of circumstances.

Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door.

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