- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

There was a man with a job and kids. One day he came home from his job and went to sleep. He never woke up because it turns out he had a heart attack.

Have you seen Helen Keller's new car? Neither has Stevie Wonder.

why do fat people eat so much? who cares

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

What's up with airplane food? Well I am a big fan of peanuts, so nothing

What do you call a homosexuall man? Homosexuall man.

Christianity is not a religion; it's a relationship with God.

Henry's mom packed Henry sweaters And lots of things besides sweaters Henry went to war He saw lots of gore Logically, he wouldn't need a sweater because he had to wear his uniform during the battle. Did i mention that Henry likes chocolate?

Your moms so fat She should get some help because there's nothing good about being fat

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