- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

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who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

Your dads dead. lol

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

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What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

This is a haiku I said this is a haiku You read a haiku

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

Its behind you like if you looked behind

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

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