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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

So, a man walks into a bar, and he ends up in intensive care, because the bar was very hot and gave him severe burns. He was on business in an industrial park.

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

Why are butt pirates butt pirates? Because they just ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR FRUITS

The Charlotte Bobcats

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

Woman's Rights

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

If you were a cactus, why?

A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

The adventures of Helen Keller:

Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

Has u seen my grammar?

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

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