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Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

What did the Holocaust survivor say when asked about their memories in the deathcamps? A: I'd rather not think about it.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

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There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

Why did the man staple his own scrotum to his left thigh? He didn't. His friends did.

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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