- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

what is orange and blue 2 colors

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

Q.How do you kill a Zombie? A. You can't Zombies are fictional monsters that do not exist in our reality. instead why not focus on killing other things such as, Terrorists, Ants and People who piss you off

What did the mexican say to the black guy before he went to work. Hey

Aww Eliza, thanks for being around in spirit, dont leave yet, I am kinda having breathing problems, and Alice says my something levels are dropping because I need solid food, please dont leave, I cant tell time even with a watch, but would you mind waiting a bit? Ill eat fast, somehow.

what did the teacher say to his student? do your work.

Why did the lightbulb cross the road? It must have had an external force acting upon it. Lightbulbs are inanimate objects and cannot make decisions or move voluntarily. Someone must have thrown it. It broke. Someone should clean it up.

Your mother is so fat, that if she had 8 clones of her, they would probably not be able to stand in the elevator together due to the maximum capacity, and safety hazard.

What did the dancing amphibious landing craft say to the carrot faced caterpillar? wanna get in its cold

What do you call a man with no arm or legs lying in front of a door? Idk, but how did he get there, and where is his aid to help him get out of this situation?

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