How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

Hail Heetluh

matt has ebola...funny right!?

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

A man walked into a bar and said "Ouch".

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

What's old and wrinkly? old people

Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

Knock knock We aren't home Sorry.

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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