- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

How do you make a anti-joke on this website? Type it out, click I have read and agree to the Terms of Service, then press submit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

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