Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

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A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

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a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

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You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

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A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

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what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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Q: What's worse than one dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? A: One dead baby in ten trash cans.

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hy did the boy cross the road? to jump of the bridge on the other side.

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What's the best Anti-Joke ever? I don't know, but it's NOT this one.

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"What would Jesus do?" "Form a religion, get nailed to a cross, and become a martyr to millions."

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why did the black guy say he was ridin' dirty? because its been weeks since he last took it to the coin op, he's busy working as an I.T Specialist.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Three black men was in a car. They were going on holiday.

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Set up Punch line.

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What do you call a deer with one eye? Nothing. The deer was transported to a specialist animal hospital and now has two working eyes, eliminating the purpose of this joke. We apologise for wasting your time.

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knock! knock! Who's there ...So y do you have a peep whole?

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A priest, a rabbi and a scientologist walk into a bar. They discuss their various religious viewpoints until the scientologist gets a call informing him of his mother's death. The priest buys him a drink. Then the priest gets a call informing him of his mothers death. The rabbi buys him a drink. The rabbi gets a call. The scientologist expects it to be about the rabbi's mother dying, so he prematurely buys him a drink. It was actually the lottery commission telling the rabbi he won 48 million dollars.

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Why didn't little Timmy get anything for Christmas? He was an orphan living on the streets.

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whats the difference between sand and period blood? You cannot gargle sand.

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Eh yo Sean u mr. Kingston Hey, how are you doing?

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A black man walks Into a bar.

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