- Anti Joke

You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

What do you give hobos? Febreeze

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

in soviet russia, cow milks you

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

Guess where my mom lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my dad lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my aunt lives Utah!?!?!? NO!!!! Trick Question b... she's dead

What do you call a deer with one eye? Nothing. The deer was transported to a specialist animal hospital and now has two working eyes, eliminating the purpose of this joke. We apologise for wasting your time.

a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

What's the best Anti-Joke ever? I don't know, but it's NOT this one.

Why didn't little Timmy get anything for Christmas? He was an orphan living on the streets.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

A seal walks into a club.