- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

If i was a painting... Id hang myself

How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

The Earth is a nice place to live.

Q: What's better than the Call Me Maybe video? A: A shot-for-shot parody of it featuring a GIMP! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFxnAITCv5o

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

a lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for directions. the Bartender takes him into a room and rapes-him

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

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