2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

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Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

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how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

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Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

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Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

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A man had come into a bar. No wait, it was a horse. A man had come into a horse.

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

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i know a guy called ryan he is a benny he has a combover

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Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

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Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

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How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender goes why do you have a cane? The man goes "I'm blind."

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse then precedes to beat the bartender voraciously for making fun of his religion.

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If the camel has seven toes and the armadillo has thirteen, why does your mom pleasure herself to a picture of George Clooney ?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

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Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

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Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

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Pull my finger ouch..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

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