Yo Mama is so white, people call her caucasian.

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What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

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Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

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Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

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I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

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Knock Knock Who's There? Bill Bill Who? Builder

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what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

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Nuneaton..

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Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

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there are two muffins in an oven. one says "its getting hot in here". the other says " oh my gosh!!! its a talking muffin!!!"

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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Why did the boy trip? A small explosion in the center of the earth caused by a hobo created a tsunami, causes a seagull to fly off in alarm. The seagull lands on a Smart Car, causing it to crash, which sends a signal off to a satellite in space. Because of this, a massive earthquake occurs. Oh, and the boy? There was a bowl of soup left carelessly on the ground.

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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Why can't Abraham Lincoln tell a lie? Because he's dead.

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What worse than being shot? Waking up and finding a penis in your mouth.

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Why is that man such a perv? I don't know. Ever since I let him see my boobs, he has had this undying obsession with sex. So, I guess that, as society would classify him, he is a sex addict. He will do anything for it, even if he needs a man to get it. I feel terrible about starting his obsession, and plan to take him to therapy next week for the sake of his health.

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A Jew walks into an expensive Hotel and orders 500 dollars worth of wine.

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Knock-knock? Who's there? I... I dunno I was planning on thinking of a joke before you said who's there, but I ran out of time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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