What is more worse than death? Death

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Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Very, very hungry.

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roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

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i put a oie in the oven, it baked

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billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

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What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

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Three Jews get on a train to Stockholm. How many get off at Stockholm. None. The train went straight to Auschwitz.

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you wanna hear a good anti joke?, so do i

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Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

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I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

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knock knock who's there the german police now pack your stuff and get out

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What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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what is the difference between my pubes and my actualy hair on my head.... my pubes didnt fall off when i went trough chemo

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Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

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What's worse than World War II? World War III.

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A little boy came runing to his mum' mummy...can a little girl have ababy? Mom reply no...so, the boy ran out and told his frnd 'we can play naked again'.,

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i am not a pothead!!! the only time ive evr been high was springbreak last year!!! mm hmm... wat were u doin over spring break to get high? i had jaw surgery and the doctor had me on tons of painkillers

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An asian, mexican, and a black guy walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "get the hell out"

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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Q:What does a black guy say when you steal his fried chicken right in front of him? A:"please restrain from taking food that does not belong to you. If you had kindly asked i would have kindly given you some, and right in front of me too! In all my life I've never seen such rudeness and i grew up in the Bronx."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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