- Anti Joke

Lol, okay you have made Nero of the clan of the Moralians the mighty laugh and go aww... Seriously, first of all, WHAT THE FUCK IS NAUSEUS? Secondly, okay its Ridge Racer, close enough, aww, seriously that sounds like the cutest thing, I mean did you bleed? DID YOU HARM YOURSELF! DELIGHTFUL... Moral: Seriously though, seeing you tilt over while playing a racing game, kinda cute, just put a pillow there next time you know just saying, because I play videogames, I cant go sexytime for hours without pumping some ADRENALINE INTO MY MIGHTY ROD OF STONEFLESH!

Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

What? Yes.

Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i just pooped that is all!

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

Whats more realistic than evolution? Everything