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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

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