- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your dad is so abusive that he hurts you when he losses his temper

Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

What do you call a lesbian eskimo? The name she was given at birth.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

Person 1: 'Ask me if I'm a tree' Person 2: 'Are you a tree?' Person 1: 'No.'

What do you call it when you kill a Jewish homosexual? Murder.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

A man and his wife are sitting on the couch in their house, watching tv. The man says, "Do you smell smoke?" The woman then replies, "No." They then proceed to watch more tv.

yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

It's the police sir. There's been an accident.

Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

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