- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the horrors of factory farming.

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? None. While they were figuring out who to change the bulb the bulb lit a spark and the house caught fire. Everyone but one died. The black guy couldn't change the bulb because the bulb was lost in the fire.

why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

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Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

1+1=2

When I get aroused I get a solid snake

What does two plus two equal? 4

What does greg and Ian have in common?

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

Why didn't the chicken cross tithe road Because it was a motorway

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