- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the deaf, dumb, and blind kid? I don't know. Niether does he.

Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

The truth is he loves her!!

I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

Two Jews walk into a concentration camp. One goes to work and the other one gets gassed.

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

Q:What did the scissors say to the paper? A: Nothing, cause thier scissors and paper they don't talk..

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

Why did the black man get lynched? Because he committed eight murders and six double homicides, and the judge wanted him dead...

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

Racecar is spelled the same forwards and backwards. Masturbation does not work.

A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

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