I was in the 74th hunger games I hid in the cornucopia until almost everyone was dead. Then I saw Katniss and Peeta so while they were distracted with night lock I pulled a rubber chicken out of my ass and beat the shit out of them till they died then I won the 75th hunger game also. They asked me to be there mocking jay but I killed them all and blew the plane up in the Capitol the end. By Adam Chebali

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Guess where my mom lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my dad lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my aunt lives Utah!?!?!? NO!!!! Trick Question b... she's dead

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a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

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Math: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 4 in the other, what do I have?" Answer: "An unreasonable amount of bottles to hold in two hands."

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Why did the chicken croos the road? He was battling severe depression at the time. His alcoholism was tearing his family apart, he was declining in job performance and his boss threatened to fire him several times. I guess at that point he just decided to end it all. It was horribly tragic, policemen knocking on the door of his wife's chicken roost and informing her of the bad news. As soon as she heard, she rushed to the scene, only to see his mangled body spread across the street, intestines falling out. They held a closed casket funeral. Formal, all black. It was raining by the time the casket was brought to the cemetery to be buried. She hasn't stopped crying since. His children ask her, where's dad, but all she can do is weep. Suicide is bad, kids

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What did the cow do when it got run over by a tractor? It died.

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What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

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Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

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a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

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what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

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How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

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have safe sex

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

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What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

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What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

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What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

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Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

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Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

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why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

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An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

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A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

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What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

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