A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

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whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

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How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

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How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

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Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

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Why did the boy jump off a bridge? Because he saw it on tv

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

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"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

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What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

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The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

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If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

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Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

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why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

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What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

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What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

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yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

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Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

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Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

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Feminism.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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