- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

How come anti jokes r funny

What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

Twinkle Twinkle little whe close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Whe youre cheeper then the dollar store

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

360 NO SCOPE

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

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