- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

ring around the rosie ... your dead

Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

justin littleton being sucessful

Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virgian Hawk

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

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