Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

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7+5=12

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

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Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

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A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

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One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

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Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

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"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

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Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

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what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

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Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

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Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

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Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

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Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

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A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay. The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single." She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?" He says, "Because you're ugly."

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

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why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

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How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

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A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

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why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

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Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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