Why did the chicken cross the road? Because at some point through out the day, it had been relocated to the other side of the road. Since it was feeding time, it needed to return to the chicken coop or else risk death due to starvation.

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What do you call someone with the world biggest encyclopedia on their head? Dead.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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