Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Roses are red, Violets are violet,

How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

Q: What do you call a person up to their elbows in a horse's ass? A: An Amish auto mechanic. (this gem brought to you by Designated Dale)

why did the chickan cross the road? who let the chickan out?

What do you get if you cross a football with Theo Walcott? A goal kick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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