- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

How did the black man get into college? A mop.

A ninja is walking down the street then he...finds a puppy a names him rex

How do you get a woman out of a car? You drive it into a river and her body will float to the top.

What happens when you cross a porcupine, a beaver, a duck, a go-cart, a dinosaur, a star, a cheap "Big 'n Beey" bathroom, and the cookie monster? Justin Bieber. XD

a kid walks into a room and confesses to his mother he is gay the mother then repeatedly beats him until he is bleeding out of both ears then leaves him there to think about what he just said.

Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first baby. Why did the third baby fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What did the goose say to the other goose? Honk!

A blind man walks into a wall.

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