- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q: What has the exact same colors as the gay flag but are sometimes hilarious? A: Clowns.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

what is better than your entire family getting brutally murdered applesauce

Why was there a black man and a white man in a bar? Due to the probability of this occurance happening due to percentages of black/white people in a bar, this specific situation should be of no shock, in fact it is a completely normal occurance one of which should not be questioned

Roses are red violets are blue I have outsimers Wait what?

German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??