what do you call obama a dumbass

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How many apple does it take to turn a fridge into a water buffalo? Yellow tactics because of the Minty fragrance

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What do you call an African American on the moon? An astronaut

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BIM slowly fucks old women in the dark so they think its rape then he slips his hand up there ass and rips out there heart

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Two fish are in a tank. One asks the other, "How do you drive this thing?"

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what do an elephant and a mouse have in common? nothing

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Sorry, I need to take care of business up here, it is for the best that we do not communicate for a while, suspicions are going to be flaring up all over the place You better keep your head low, the place with the code-name "The Kings Throne" was under attack, but as you might know, its not what it used to be, you should all leave Point Zero in 3-4 hours when the dust has settled. Personally I suspect it is someone from the past, yes rivals, but according to the information nobody that knows who "The Nero" is, so as you can already tell, you and I are in equal danger until this is resolved. I promise to call you someday

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Why is the light always red? Because the city has been in an economic depression and does not have the money to fix the traffic light's.

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What's the difference between a chicken and a 3 legged dog? There are numerous differences. I will not however go into the biological explanations of these differences.

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Guy 1:Whats the difference between a towel and toilet paper? Guy2: I dont know Guy : SO IT WAS YOU!

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What did the DJ play at the disco? What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? What's that coming over the hill? Confused, mind bruised, it seeps out It seeps out, it seeps out Face down, home town looks so grey Looks so grey, looks so grey Convexed you bend, twist and shout Twist and shout, twist and shout Stand up brush off get moving Get moving, get moving What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? (x4) Face down, home town, face down, home town Face down, home town, it looks so grey (x4) What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? (x4) More lyrics: http://www.lyricsmania.com/monster_lyrics_automatic_the.html All about Automatic The: http://www.musictory.com/music/Automatic+The

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Knock-knock? Who's there? I... I dunno I was planning on thinking of a joke before you said who's there, but I ran out of time.

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what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

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You know whats funny Aids

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

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I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

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What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

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Did you hear about the alter boy that wasn't molested by a priest?

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

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Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

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A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

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A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

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