- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat that she should watch her weight and maintain a healthy diet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?!?

What is large, heavy, tastes like poptarts, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A semi truck full of poptarts

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

Why did the boy cry? Because his mother died of a heart attack.

69!!! (its funny cause i made a referance to 69)

Q: How many dead babies does it take to fill a mixing bowl? A: There is an infinite amount of answers to this question depending on the sizes and shapes or the dead babies, so lets assume that an average would probably be about 4 babies that dies just as the left the mother.

Why did the teacher arrive late for class? Because his father had a stroke the night before, and they had to rush to the hospital and because of exhaustion, he missed the bus, and arrived ten minutes late.

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies? girl scouts

If you are reading this you are a nerd

Once a upon of time, there was a very big kangaroo named Jake. Well one day Jake was eating some food when suddenly a bunch of humans came and saw him. One human name Willie went over to take some pictures of the animal. The Jake ran away.

I really don't like Holocaust jokes. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off of a guard tower.

So FDR walks into a bar.

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

smell the vitamin C

Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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