Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

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What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

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What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

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What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

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Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

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Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

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how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

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is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

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What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

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What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

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The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personality disorder And so do we

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Hitler walks up to a little girl at a concentration camp: - How old are you? - I'm turning 7 tomorrow! - Nope.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor, You've been diagnosed with venereal disease.

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There was a young boy walking to school. and he found a red hairbrush on the ground. He then proceeded to walk to school. During lunch he examined the haircrush and it looked perfectly normal. A few days later, he decided he was bored with the hairbrush and decided to place it in a tree. A girl found the hairbrush. The end. You just wasted 30 seconds of your life. Ha.

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Like this joke, bitch.

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Why did I write this joke Because I'm board as hell

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This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

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What's black, then white, then dead all over? Michael Jackson

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-What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew -The pizza doesn't experience many years of hardship and social belittlement at the hands of a dictator in need of a scapegoat to support radical ideas.

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A man walks into a bar, gets caught in a knife fight, and dies horribly. The funeral was closed casket.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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