- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

david poredos

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

How do you make a car? You build it.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

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