What's worse than having sex with a woman who has been dead for 10 minutes? Having sex with a woman who has been alive for 10 minutes.

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What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

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Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

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Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

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Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

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A black man and a white man walk into a bar, "what will it be" said the bartender. Milk, chocolate milk.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

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How do you treat people that cannot say no in just two seconds? (redux and spellchecked) Treatment: Hi...: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! SAY IT MUAHAHAHA! People: NO PLEASE I CANT! NOOOOOO! *door unlocks* Problem solved, NEXT!

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A woman is carried out of a bar.

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Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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A woman comes at the doctor.

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How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

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what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

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what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

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I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

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What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

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How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

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What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

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Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

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What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

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why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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