- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? opens door Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

knock knock whose there? my penis.

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

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