Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

What? Yes.

Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

i just pooped that is all!

Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

Why was the man sad His got raped

A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

VaginaBoob ^.^

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon *Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name*

What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For fitness! ...yeah... nobody laughed when Jonah Hill said it either... awkward

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer...you will die

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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