Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

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What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

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Four guys are on an airplane. The plane lands safely and the four guys return to their families.

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what did the indians give the pilgrims? syphylis

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whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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A blue whale walks into a bar. The bartender says "What can I get for you?" The blue whale says "EEEEEEYYYYYYYOOOOHHHHHMMMMMMM"

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why didn't Sally get back up? She had no legs Guess who's getting prosthetic legs for Christmas! Not Sally.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello

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Your wife died during the delivery.

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, It's still in its pen.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well you should really try some.

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A man was driving and texting at the same time and when he was not looking a car passed him on the other side of the road. The man driving the car that passed the man was talking on the phone. When the man txting looked up and look back and said thank god thats not me talking i could of crashed if i was him

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A Horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?". The horse didn't understand English, so he took a shit on the floor, and left.

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What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

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What do you do with a dead black man? Respect his final wishes and provide him with proper funeral services.

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Q)why couldn't the baby talk? A)the baby was dead.

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How do you stop an asshole from being an asshole toward you? Shoot him in the head.

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"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

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What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

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why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

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why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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