Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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What's 8 inches long and makes my girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

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What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

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How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

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whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

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How many mathematicians does it take to count?

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Why did the fat kid break his leg? He got hit by a car

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TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

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What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

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How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

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Life is like a box of chocolates! It sucks if you have diabetes

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What is black and goes blub-blub? A black blub-blub. Good job. What is red and goes blub-blub? There is no such thing as a red blub-blub, you idiot.

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What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The bench is an inanimate object incapable of thought

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Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

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Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

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What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

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A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

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I shot a bitch.

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Anti Joke

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