What did the black boy find on his doorstep A package from his grandparents in Australia

Q: What kind of punch do vampires drink ? A: None... It's really blood, you should know that by now.

roses are red violets r blue jump off a building no one likes u

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

A man walks in to a bar. He gets a cuncussion and his heath insurance isn't enough to cover his physical therapy. He dies poor and alone.

Q: Whats the difference between porno and your mom? A: I can masturbate to porno

What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, Zebra.

roses are red, violets are blue, ive no money for presents, happy christmas everybody

roses are black violets are grey... im color blind sorry

what did the homeless man get for christmas.......................nothing

What did the Dementia sufferer get for Christmas?

What do you call a magic MAAAAAAAAAAAN? A magic man

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm random but can still rhyme Hatsune Miku

Why did the boy fall down the stairs? Because he tripped.

What do a carrot and a kangaroo have in common? Nothing...

Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

What did the hat say to the scarf? Nothing.

The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

Why was little Timmy afraid of his dentist? Because he was 10 foot scorpion.

A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

How do you annoy a farmer? Shoot his wife.

Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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