Q. What do you get when you cross the North Korean border and an American? A. Death.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Thats a matter of opinion

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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What did the gay guy say to the other gay guy Want to make out?

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why did the chicen cross the road? because it saw an excellent deal on hair products on the other side of the street.

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Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

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What did the blind, deaf, and dumb child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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I'm on the seafood diet. I eat clams and shrimp because it is healthy for me.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

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That awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it would.

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Why didn't the woman go to the kitchen? She was kidnapped and forced into sex-slavery

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What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

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a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

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women's rights, lol

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Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

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Knock knock! Who's there? IT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU'RE NOT COMING TO MY HOUSE!!!! *closes door*

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Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

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why do prostitutes do what they do? Because they have abusive fathers who always used them as sex slaves as children

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So my girlfriend comes back from Jamaica this weekend. There are as many hairs per square inch on your body as a chimpanzee.

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why did the chinken cross the rode? why? to get to the gay persons house. Knock, Knock. Who's there. the chicken.

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Why did Alfa Kurtoo change his name? Just say Alfa Kurtoo fast!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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