What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

i love to lick...

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

What did the little boy with no arms get for cristmas? A football.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

Women's Rights

Question: So, what do you get if you put a live dog, a dead cat, some sugarcubes, and your sisters panties (HORMONES OKAY? EVERYBODY KNOWS HORMONES EQUALS SPICE! Or something anyways...) In a blender until its all red and squishy? The hell I know, but put some Redbull in it, and its fucking delicious!

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

how did the man with the gun die? obesity

What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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