- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

I love it when i go into my classroom first thing in the morning, and the light are off... i always feel so Empowered... i walk in, and say Let There Be Light! while i lift my arms up and there was light.... omg! im god! O_O

2 drunk men walk out of a bar, they see a dog on the corner licking himself. One drunk says "man, I wish I could do that" The other drunk says "you might want to pet him first"

whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

A baby walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "what'll ya have, Sport?" The baby's family runs in with a video camera screaming for joy over his first steps.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got revenge And you got big boobs. :3 Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad poet Now i'm dead. O_O

When faced with an impossible question. I like to give, and maybe receive, an impossible, yet endearing, request/answer to the problem. Sex?

Roses are red Violets are blue Theres a crazy ass alpaca ready to take a shit on you

Why couldn't the tractor start? The farmer lost the keys.

Why did the man get fired from his Job? The boss became his ex girlfriend 2 minutes ago

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