- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Alchohol.

Knock knock

What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What is worse than the holocaust? A worm in your apple.

What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

Water? I hardly know her.

Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

Yo mama is so ugly that the devil warships her.

So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

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