- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

What do you get when you cross an l with a line? A t.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

Knock knock. Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? Doctor Brown, I have your test results, you've HIV positive.

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-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

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