Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

Whats a buch of blacks running down a hill called? The Detroit, MI marathon in seeing that 84.3% of Detroit's population is of Arican descent.

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What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

ecks! why zee?

What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

Can a nine iron? No, but a tucan.

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

Don't believe in Atheists.

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 *crickets*

Where can I apply for janitor school?

YOLO You only like Oreos

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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