A hermaphrodite walks into a bakery, orders an eclair, then leaves.

What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

9/11

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

What do you call a pool filled with black people? A pool

Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

A man with ADD walks into a bar, what did he say? Look a squirrel!!!

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

hey, my names mark.

An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

what did the cheese say to the other cheese nothing cheese can't talk

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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