a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

(in a retarted voice) i want to go to disneyland

what does a black person and an elephant have in common? what? they are both living beings who have their place in the world.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

Alchohol.

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

Knock knock

what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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