How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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what did the fart say to the butt........bye

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

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Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

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knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

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What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

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watch me nae nae

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Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

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A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

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Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

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What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

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When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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