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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

Women can vote? WTF

There are two muffins in an oven neither can say anything at the moment, however, because both are in excruciating pain.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

What did the orphan get christmas? CANCER

Reading the Terms and Conditions

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 encountered 7 in the Vietnam War where he killed 6's brothers, leaving him scarred. 6 has countless nightmares due to the numerous visions that reminisce that situation in great deal. Also, 7 had a big hook on his hand, which was very scary.

knock knock whos their a person

A man walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" The man replies "Surprise me." The bartender proceeds to mix cyanide with the mans drink and loses his bartending license and goes to prison for murdering a customer.

Why did the black man go to the gym? Because he was severely fat and would live a short life if he didn't lose weight.

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

what did one sandwich say to another sandwich? nothing, sandwiches cant talk

Your moms so stupid that she called me to get my number

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know either, i'm just wondering why a chicken is trying to cross the road!

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