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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. Your mom is the punchline.

Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

Why did the...uhh.... Lamp.

If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

Penis.

CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!$$$$bOoBiEs

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

What's the easiest way to become President? Have a background in politics and a catchy campaign slogan that voting Americans can relate to.

Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

I was gonna make a joke about a my dick... Racecar

How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

why did the Japanese boy drop his ice cream ? Because he was hit by a building.

why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

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