What do you get when you cross a celebrity with drugs? A highly probable circumstance.

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What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a bar? Hahaha you walked into a bar. What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a pub? AHH-JOOOOO!!!

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Two Jews walked into a bar. Then bought it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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who's getting there balls chopped off by lilly? Nemo

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

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Once a upon a midnight haven. Along came a cow name Mr. Maven. For they say the cow was very lucky. But oh what a day for something very mucky. Oh ye the coming of Mr. Maven and his milk. And for every cereal there will be silk. But wait isn't Mr. Maven a guy? How can you milk him even if you try? I don't know, just sounds cool.

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why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

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What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

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What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

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I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

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A man walks into a bar Ouch

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Youre mom is so dead...

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Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

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A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

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whats the difference between justin beiber and a gay guy? both guys and girls like gay guys

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Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

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Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

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you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

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If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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