Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

Homonyms should be band.

What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

yolo your orange looks orange

What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

What do vampires cross the sea in?

What dosent kill you only makes you injured

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

What comes after 23? 24.

the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

I work at jcpenny

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