- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

Do you know what's impossible? A chink whos not smart.

YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

What do you get when Johnson cooks toast? Shit toast.

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

How do you sneak Jews across the border? In an ashtray.

Aaron Pfeifer likes men

Why do girls think they deserve the very best? Because if an ugly girl in twilight can find a hunky vampire and ripped werewolf why can't they. And let's not forget those crappy Disney princess movies.

Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like trains (:

how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash trey.

What did the black man do when his car was rear-ended? He exchanged insurance information with the other driver.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

Jesus walks into a church only to be touched inappropriately.

emma: mat has a quick reaction time

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