why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

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Why did the boy climb the tree? To get to the top. - Driiiftz

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daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

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*Knock knock* I thought no one was home so I left... Turns out my grandma hung herself

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What does a black car thief do with a stolen car? Drive it

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Where do farmers retire their used farm equipment? The tree in their backyard.

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1 woman and 2 guys were on a roadtrip. Every single day they would go do the same things. First go to Denny's, then to the mall, then see a horror movie. One day the woman said, "I don't want to go see the horror movie, I'm scared enough!" So the guys agreed that they'd trick the woman into going to a horror movie before Denny's. They went, and the woman was scared out of her mind. She yelled at them both for 30 minutes and to this day never speaks to them.

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Me - "Wanna hear something that will make me laugh?" *giggles* friend - "Sure." teehee if anyone gets it.

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An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

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Call jets pizza at 8637090999 and say porr cisero is still stuck and shit will go down

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Why was the man sad? His intestines were imploding and his head was shot off seventeen seconds ago.

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How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek? The show already had several minority characters, and the producers felt that the addition of a Hispanic actor or actress would have added nothing of value to the series.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

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roses are dead violets are gross guess what i'm in your closet

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This stuff on espn about Jason Collins is very gay

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What's red and invisible? We don't know that it's red.

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What is brown and sticky? A chocolate ice cream made with too much margarine and not enough of the ice mixture used to make Mr Whippy

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? Perhaps he didn't believe in banks.

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What did the homeless man say to his family? Nothing. His family left him after he lost his job.

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A muslin walks into a bar, and has the same equal rights as everyone else and orders a pint of fosters.

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whats the difference between a dead body and a car with doors that open in a diagnal manner one was never alive to begin with

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what do you call a black person with no legs or arms? A poor man that clearly was inflicted very badly.

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Girl goes to see a sex therapist. Girl says, "Doc, though this has never been a problem, for the past 3 months I have been unable to reach climax. Can you help me?" Doc says, "Yes.". And after an intense 18 months of therapy the doctor helped the girl to discover that her inability to reach climax was related to issues of childhood sexual abuse. And after another 36 months of therapy the girl finally found the courage to confront and forgive her unrepentant abuser, as she realized that by not forgiving him, it was like drinking poison while hoping that he would die. And though the doctor did help her,as he had said, the girl never regained her ability to reach climax again.

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