If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

We can never ask enough hypothetical questions, can we? Well?

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

Whats worse than seeing your mom naked. Your dad.

I hate it when you can't tell whether a person is male or female.

What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

What's big and long? My dick.

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

What did the cool guy say to Kelly Clarkson? Nothing, she's fat.

a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

How do you get rich? Sell knives at warped tour.

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

tommy is retared

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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