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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fish cross the road? Because the chicken was carrying an aquarium.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

A: What did the orphan get for christmas? Q: Nothing she doesn't have any parents

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows, he was a chicken, and was not capable of human speech, so he never told anyone.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

What do chinese people eat? Chinese food.

A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

what is the difference between a indian and a trampoline? you take you shoes off to jump on the trampoline.

Q: Why did the Jew fit in with the White people? A: Because he, and his compatriots, have accepted the view of Judaism as a religion, and perhaps a lifestyle -- but not a race.

Why did the pirate get kicked out of the pirate movie? He killed 7 people while looking for treasure under the seats.

What is funnier than a dead baby? almost everything. there is nothing funny about a dead baby.

What's the only thing more horrible than trash can full of dead babies? A live one at the bottom. What's more horrible than that? He has to eat his way out. What's more horrible than that? He goes back for more. What's more horrible than that? This all took place in my garage while I was watching.

Patient: "So what seems to be the problem doc? Doctor: "I'm afraid you have AIDS. I'm sorry."

Why did Phil Krahn cross the road? Because he is gay

did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

FUS RO DAH!!!

-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

My dog got out of it's cage. So I found it and be the shit out of

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